A pig and an elephant walk into a bar. But the pig doesn't even make it into the bar because the mentaly insane elephant ate him. Ouch

a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

What does the young boy say to the gay man Hello Jacob, because he was raised to respect and treat gays equally

How do you make a sandwich? You don't, you have a girl do it for you.

Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Nevermind, that was a stupid question.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

Why does the Muslim go to Hollywood? Because he is gifted in acting. He believes Hollywood will give him a wider range of career opportunities.

Where's my baby??

What do you call an englishman who wakes up in Africa Confused

Roses are red, Violets are blue when I saw you what the heel are you

The Barackness Monster

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-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jam is slightly more viscous and may contain bits of fruit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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