- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man die? A white man killed him. He was a member of the KKK.

How did Matt stop the robbers? He called the police.

A black man walks in to a bar and says ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

What do you call a black priest who's name is John? Father John

If Michael Jackson was alive we would who cares he is dead

guys cmon dont make fun about abbie make fun of josh brown WHAT A NOOB

why did matt daly shit his pants? he had downs

Roses are red violets are blue come on love show me you boobs/by kw

What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

What did Spiderman do when he saw a crime taking place? He stopped it

What do you call a white man in the middle of Mexico City? Dave.

why did the walrus sex with the jew because 911 created a sexual falafel

Q: What's black and white, and red all over ? A: A penguin in a blender.

Whats the worst way to find out your married. Hungover

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why wasn't the crow allowed on the plane? He had too much carrion luggage

What did Snichols do when he murdered his ex-partner who became a lesbian? The ass dance.

What did the preist say to the other preist? 'hey! we're both preists!'

Whats better than an anti joke? Having sex with a supermodle

Why Did The Black Guy Eat Watermelon? Because he lives in south africa where they are commonly grown and needed a healthy snack.

What did the bat say to the human? Nothing because bats make too high of frequency noises for humans to understand

Hey do you want to hear the joke about my d**k?? I cant tell it because it's to long

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic with a family of four and is ruining his life. -Tag

a customer walks into a store and says, "the customer is always wrong." the employee replies, "no, the customer is always right." "you just contradicted yourself."

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