- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the next Line? YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH....

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

A priest, an iman, a rabbi, a bishop and a Dalai Lama walk into a bar. Because they were of different faiths, racial slurs were thrown back and forth until they all left. They spent the rest of the night and most of the following day unhappy.

What is 9 inches long, the same colour as my skin, and makes my girlfriend gag when I shove it down her throat? Her Miscarriage.

We have a 24hr fitness center...it is open from 6 to 11

Whats worse than 1 bee sting... 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings... The hollacaust Whats worse than the hollacaust... 3 BEE STINGS!!!

wanna hear a joke? women rights. -ZombieUr

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

What happens when two jews meet in the bus ? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it's not worth telling a joke about that.

A black guy and a white guy are in a fight, who wins The white guy because they were in a fight over when the black guy was going to die.

there was a tomatoes and it blew up and died. Why did it blow up? The Nazi's needed ketchup for there Jew Burgers

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Why was the T-Rex so bad at math? Cause it was stupid

Why didn't Anne Frank answer the door? Because it was the German SS.

It's a man's 100th birthday, and as one of his last wishes he wants to go skydiving. Unfortunately, due to his crippling arthritis, he was unable to pull the rip cord on his parachute and plummeted to his death.

Why was the black man hand cuffed by a woman cop? Because they are a married couple who feel like role play will help spark their sex life again.

What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

What do you call a really small grape? A grape.

knock knock who's there? a murderer. a murderer who? a murderer who kills you and your family.

whats worse than getting raped by your mom getrting raped by a giant scorpian

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Herpes, Now you do too.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Steve: Hey ask me if Im a Pelican. Bob: Are you a pelican? Steve: YES.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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