you lose.

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whats the difference of the mexican and the bench the mexicans alive

Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

Luke Hardie is G@Y

Why did the boy go to the CONCENTRATION camp. He was a Jew

I think I lost my number so can I... No you can't because phone numbers can't be lost

A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

YOUIR MAMA IS SO UGLY THAT SHE MIGHT WANT TO LOOK INTO PLASTIC SURGERY TO BETTER HER APPEARENCE

Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

Why do we need to keep answering encryption codes? Because you can't keep a good Jew down (Wyndellberg)

why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

Knock knock. Who's there You are.

What's the difference between a man and a woman? One has a penis, and one has a vagina.

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

What did Delaware? A coat.

Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

What do you call girls that can run faster than me? Virgins

What do you call a blonde who tries to swim on land? - Stupid.

A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

What is green and looks like Grass? A painting of grass

George: I see you got a haircut. Jim: No, I got them all cut.

whats are the similarities between a dolphin and a bus? they both have wheels, aside from the dolphin. it does not,

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Anti Joke

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