I saw a woman get donkey punched in the middle of the street. Nero the clit collector: You know... What is it called when A donkey kinda lifts its front hoove and hits a woman? ...WHAT? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE STARVE TO DEATH BECAUSE OF YOUR COIN COLLECTION? YOUR STAMPS ARE MURDER! (or something) At least my uh... "Friends" survive... SOMETIIIIIIIIMEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!! ...And then I kill them.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

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What did the pregnant teenager get for her birthday? An abortion.

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Yo Mama is so old that she is probably unable to become pregnant.

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Your existance.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

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Why did the bus driver get arrested? Because he hijacked the bus.

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Why was the old man on the floor? He fell

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how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

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That's what she didn't say

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Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

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How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your dog and finding a worm.

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what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

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What happens to the man with cancer He dies Because the pharmaceutical company wanted to profit off a synthetic drug equal to marijuana

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? -Its a chicken you dumb shit.

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Meh, I dont want it anymore! You can have it.

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Why was the ghost boy sad? He was attending his own funeral.

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A seal walks into a club.

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How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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