INSULT- You've got a photographic memory, but the lens cap is on. INSULT- Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic INSULT- I heard you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork. From- Insults and Putdowns lite

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

Gangnam style

if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? Freak

Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

Women's rights

Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

you lose.

whats the difference of the mexican and the bench the mexicans alive

NASCAR

Knock knock. Who's there You are.

I think I lost my number so can I... No you can't because phone numbers can't be lost

A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

YOUIR MAMA IS SO UGLY THAT SHE MIGHT WANT TO LOOK INTO PLASTIC SURGERY TO BETTER HER APPEARENCE

Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

Why do we need to keep answering encryption codes? Because you can't keep a good Jew down (Wyndellberg)

why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

Luke Hardie is G@Y

Why did the boy go to the CONCENTRATION camp. He was a Jew

Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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