why did timmy die he was shot in the head by terrorists

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An Antihumorous Story Part One A rich man named Richard told his son James that he could have anything in the world for his thirteenth birthday. James only asked for one thing: a silver box containing 542 pink ping pong balls. So Richard gave him a metal box containing 542 pink ping pong balls. Five years later, Richard heard a strange noise coming from James' room. It was the sound of a machine whirring, then a high pitched scream. All of a sudden, James bursted out of his room and ran out of the house. Later, the boy could not recall the incident. It was completely erased from his memory. For his eighteenth birthday, James asked for a golden box containing 785 pink ping balls. So it was granted him. For the next ten years, Richard kept a careful eye on his son. Every night, James could be heard whispering madly, "It's almost ready," over and over. For his twenty-eighth birthday, James asked for a simple wooden box that had one million pink ping pong balls inside. "What do you need all those pink ping pong balls for?" Richard finally asked. James froze, fiddling with something in the pocket of his jacket. "Oh yes, that. They were necessary for--" Then he got hit by a bus.

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What killed the name cool? Coolio

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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How long does it take a black woman to take a shit? Why in the world would you want to know something like that? But anyway, the answer is somewhere, on average, between 10 seconds and 15 minutes. It really varies and conditions like irritable bowel syndrome and constipation affect this range. Actually it takes about 9 months.

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What word is ten letters long and starts with gas? Gastronomy.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One splatters and makes a big red mark on the ground when dropped from a building. The other is a fruit.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven murdered sixes wife and kids and said he was next.

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Q. What do you get when a banana and a person mate? A. The banana suffocates

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If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

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I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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What did the blind football player say to his coach? I cant see

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When life gives you lemmons Give lemmons Life

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What happens when you shoot a bear and you kill it? It dies.

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Republicans

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What did the boy say to the ghost wearing a banana outfit? Holy crap! A ghost!

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Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

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Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

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a chinese wompus came out of the basement.

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roses are red, violets are red, a girl had her period in my garden.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I picked them in the meadow this morning

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