- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

Why does life suck? Because it does

What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

why did u fart to loud? because you butt said so

What would people call Michael Jackson if he became president? Probably President Jackson

Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

Q. why are black people so good at sports? A. Hardwork and dedication.

"What do you call a man who has bumblebee wings and fire for blood?" (The doctor on the other line has no answer. Tom desperately weeps into the phone, trying to grasp his sudden transformation. He finds no reassurance, and hangs up the phone.)

There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

Lol! Why you wanna know?

Two english guys meet at work

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

Yo momma so fat, she died.

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