- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

How many average men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Why did the boy give the girl flowers? Because her parents died in a car crash and he felt bad.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What did the black man say to the other black man? We are both black men.

-_- i like trains ... -_-

What did Jesus say last before being nailed to the cross? I don't know, It never happened. ...Why did he say that? He didn't, it's not real.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

A zombie walks into a bar. It was shot by an M16 automatic rifle. The video game had zombies.

How did the Mexican got into USA? Trough the border.

Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

You are so ugly that plastic surgery may be an option for you to consider.

A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

why couldn't the boy eat his oreo's? His sister ate it.

Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

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