what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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What did the officer say to the black man? You're under arrest.

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What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

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Whats worse than finding a spider in your shower? Getting repeatedly stabbed in the dick by a rapid chipmunk.

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Why wasn't the black guy allowed into the bar? Because the bar was closed.

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why did the iraqi woman bury her wedding ring in the ground? because it's the only way she could properly pay respect to the death of her husband who recently died in a group suicide bombing.

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Why did the black kid fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome

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A bear and a rabbit both take a dump in the woods below an old oak tree. They look at each other, smile and nod their heads in acknowledgment of one another. The bear is first to let go of his rather large load and a loud THUMP is heard throughout the woods. Shortly after another and then another. The rabbit looks at the bear for a moment then turns closes his eyes and begins to strain. Finally the sound of what can only be described as a machine gun rattles through the wood. Looking impressed the bear looks over at the rabbit as it pops off its last few pellets. When the rabbit is finished the bear asks "Do you have a problem with the shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit thinks for a moment then looks at the bear and says "Umm... No, not really." So the bear uses the rabbit to wipe his arse.

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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Why did the airplane crash? It was hit by a flying refrigerator.

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Where do you go when your friends called you spoiled? Africa.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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Luke Hardie is G@Y

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How did Darth Vader make the little black boy's day? "I am your father"*heavy breath, heavy breath*

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What did little jimmy get for Christmas? A box containing the malevolent soul of a 10,000 year-old demon determined to torment his cat.

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

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What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

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what do you get if you eat cream cake, coffee cake, strawberry cake, chocolate cake, fruit cake, and sponge cake? a very large stomach-cake.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Q: Do you know what really makes me smile? A: Facial Muscles.

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Im going to france... Why To get french fries! Have fun Im back with a $10000bill to pay Wheres the fries Shit

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Why did osama bin laden cross the road? To commit suicide

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why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

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What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

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Anti Joke

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