Why was the man sad His son got raped

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how do you make a black person stop drowning you take your boot of his head

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Why did the black man die? A white man killed him. He was a member of the KKK.

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A black man walks in to a bar and says ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

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If Michael Jackson was alive we would who cares he is dead

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why did matt daly shit his pants? he had downs

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What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

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What did Spiderman do when he saw a crime taking place? He stopped it

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John: Do you like Cake? Sue: Yes. John: Alright.

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Q: What's black and white, and red all over ? A: A penguin in a blender.

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why did the walrus sex with the jew because 911 created a sexual falafel

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Whats the worst way to find out your married. Hungover

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Why wasn't the crow allowed on the plane? He had too much carrion luggage

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What did Snichols do when he murdered his ex-partner who became a lesbian? The ass dance.

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Whats better than an anti joke? Having sex with a supermodle

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What did the bat say to the human? Nothing because bats make too high of frequency noises for humans to understand

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Why Did The Black Guy Eat Watermelon? Because he lives in south africa where they are commonly grown and needed a healthy snack.

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why didn't the blond laugh at the anti-joke? because, she was aborted in her mom's third trimester

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic with a family of four and is ruining his life. -Tag

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Hey do you want to hear the joke about my d**k?? I cant tell it because it's to long

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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What's the difference between slavery and the Holocaust? Slavery happened.

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What's more annoying than a mosquito? the Sandy Hook Massacre

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