what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

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What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

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Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

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What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

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Whats worse than finding a spider in your shower? Getting repeatedly stabbed in the dick by a rapid chipmunk.

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Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

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Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

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Woman's rights.

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One No One Who? ...

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how do you scare a mexican? You dress up as a bar of soap.

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What makes a catholic priest happier then a visit to the penn state locker room? Introducing Jesus to people and them accepting him as their savior.

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What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

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a man shoots his mother in-law He his charged with murder and will only be eligible for parole in 18 months

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How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

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"I like my women like I like my spare tires, in the trunk of my car." -Paul Alangadan

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hardy har har.. i should be working on a school project right now!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

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Quick its the weed hide the cops! ... wait...

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a boy walks over to the living room and shouts " happy birthday, daddy!!" the response is "i'm a cup, therefore i do not have a birthday because i am an inanimate object."

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Why are you angry dude? I can't see my forehead

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? He got shot.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of poop. The Mexican is a human the bucket of poop is an object filled bodily wastes.

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There are 100 men enjoying a cruise to celebrate an important contract going through at their place of employment. The boat then suffers a major malfunction and tragically sinks to the bottom of the ocean, miles from any land masses. Not a single man died, how is this possible? They all used the lifeboats supplied on the boat and followed the standard procedure to deal with such a crisis.

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Why Can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Anti Joke

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