Why did the groom have cold feet? Because he was insecure in his relationship with his soon to be wife.

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An Irish man walks into his home and orders a drink.

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A kid goes to Band Camp and comes back better at the Trumpet.

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What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

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My nigga so racist he killed a man cause he was white.

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Neither does he.

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What happened to the jew that donated? Stop thinking, jews dont donate.

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Q: What's bigger than a volcano? A: Earth

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What did one child say to the other child? We both are kids.

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A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

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My mom fell on our cat and it died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, some dude ran it over.

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Is there any non dirty numbers these days, 69, just kidding

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Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

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Knock Knock I don't have a door. I'm Homeless

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An Atheist and a Christian are walking along a sidewalk going in opposite directions when suddenly the Atheist sneezes. The Christian says "God Bless You!" Even though the Atheist doesn't believe in God he understand that the gesture was a kind one and so he nods and politely says "Thank you!" before going on about his day.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Victor. Victor who? Victor Secret, the gay door to door lingerie salesman. Can i interest you in a plastic cup holder?

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What's sad about the Holocaust? well i don't know ,it may or may not have anything to do with you and cause absolutely no sad emotions toward the subject. I for one don't care.........

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what happened to the boy that walked down the street he got hit by a falling street light

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Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

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Why couldn't little Jessica open the door? It was locked

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Question: What did Mr. Reeves say. Answer: Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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