your mum

your going to die

what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

Sticks and stones may break my bones... and my pistol will kill you.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a women. Why can't Stephen Hawking speak freely with his voice? Because he's autistic.

Wanna Hear a joke.... Corey Jacobs is a FAT ASS

do not read this(this is intended to be read)

Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

How many watermelons did the black man have? Too many to count, he was a farmer and his primary crop was watermelons.

A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no legs.

Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

roses are red violets are blue i am muslim

Q: why do irish people like swimming A: because it's fun

How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O." The second one then says "I'll have some H2O too." Both chemists live as no bartender is irresponsible enough to serve liquid hydrogen peroxide in a public bar.

Q: Why is my friend gay? A: Because i slept with him.

Why did the guy crash his car? Because he didn't want to crash his truck.

why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

What does a Chinese girl get for Christmas? New parents...

What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? I agree to the terms of service.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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