What do you call a woman with a black eye and several cuts on her face? The police and perhaps a social help hotline. She now feels safer and more secure and will go on to lead a happy life thanks to you speaking out on her behalf.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Spanish Inquisition.

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "I am an undercover police office and you're under arrest for prostitution, ma'am."

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Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

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Why did the girl fall down the hill? Her boyfriend pushed her.

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Two aspies don't walk into a bar.

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How do you kill a retard You give em a kinfe and ask who's special

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A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

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why did the moose cross the road? to eat the baby.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

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whats the dif...mexicans are gay

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A black guy walks into a bar... *3 hours later* He walks out...

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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what's the fastest way to have someone murder you tell your wife you are cheating on her

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts. whats worse than 2 holocausts? i rotten banana. whats worse than a rotten banana? 2 rotten bananas.

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your momma so dumb she put a battery up her but and said i got the power!!!

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whats worse than hitler? Anti-Jokes By darragh hamilton

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A horse walks into a bar. Being unable to comprehend human emotion, he shits all over the floor.

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Iggy Azalea

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How do you get 100 illegal immigrants into a furnace? Tell 'em it's England.

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What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

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What did the little boy order at Burger King? He ordered a burger and wiped his booger on the counter.

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What has four legs and one arm? An attack dog in a daycare.

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Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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