- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

4 on three... 1, 2, 3, 4!

- Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1? - No.

What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

Q. What does a blonde and beer bottles have in common? A. Nothing. Blonde is a hair color and beer bottles are inanimate objects used to contain various brands of beer.

why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

Mommy mommy I don't want to see grandma. Shut up and keep digging.

What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, flotaing in the sea? Someone who will drown very soon.

What's worse than eating cows. Death

A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

knock knock who's there no one

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