What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

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How come Michael Jackson couldn't get into the petting zoo? It was closed.

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Why did the potato commit suicide? Forget that. Why was the potato alive in the first place?

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colby doesnt shave

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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I TOOK A STEAMING SHIT ON YOUR MOM

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What's worse than falling on concrete? Being eaten by futuristic mutant trees in a volcano

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whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

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Your momma's so fat she died five years ago.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Because Goofy can walk on two legs, and is therefore superior to Pluto in Walt Disney's eyes.

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Why did the jew die Really...

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what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

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Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

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I took a dump in a well don't ask me i'll never tell i look to u as it fell and now its in the well Hey,i just took a dump and it smells like crazy so here's my number so call the plumber Call the plumber

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A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender, millions of times larger than the infinitesimally small subatomic particle, does not hear his question and so does not reply.

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Why is the sky blue? I don't know I thought you knew

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Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

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"Want to hear a joke? Tough."

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Fred used to only visit his parents in the hospitals on weekends, because that was his only free time. Now his parents are dead and he has more free time.

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What's sad about the Holocaust? well i don't know ,it may or may not have anything to do with you and cause absolutely no sad emotions toward the subject. I for one don't care.........

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How do u get a clown off of a swing? You hit him with an axe.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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