Why was the mexican being lazy? Because he lead a very successful life and retired early and now can enjoy the luxury of the finer things in life.

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"Knock, Knock" "who's there" "John doe" "John doe who" "I told you my my name was john doe"

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Why doesn't Santa Claus give presents to African children? Because Santa Claus isn't real.

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Why is the guy fat? Because he eats too much.

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Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

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How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

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Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

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A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

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Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

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Women's rights.

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There is a cat with a collar animal control takes of the coller and and says who cares it's not Our fault there cat is an outdoor cat the girl who lost her cat was crying all year long spending all her money wishing for her cat back and wishing that there was no such thing as animal control That girl was me and I'm against animal control

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

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If she is under the age of 18 years old and is identified by your state as a minor, shes too young for you bro.

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u jelly?

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

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What is 0+0? 0, I am not dumb

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A girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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"I see," said the blind man to the deaf man.

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Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

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What did the Mexican say when a house fell on him? Nothing. He's dead.

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What did the girl say when she arrived at the party? "I like what you did with the furniture!"

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Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other: "Maybe we should rethink our ways of life and realize why animals are on this planet"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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