How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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Why was the ghost boy sad? He was attending his own funeral.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.

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What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant? While the term "Mexican" encompasses a wide range of individuals and individual predilections, the most common cibarious preference would likely be a food that is reminiscent of his or her homeland; that is, what we refer to as Mexican food. An authentic nearby joint sporting such provisions would likely be the most common preference, but, as this description can only be traced on the local scale, a specific restaurant that covers a wider range of locations would be a more appropriate answer. Among the top choices are Taco Time and Taco Del Mar.

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when i go to a nude beach people think im looking for lost jewelery and treasure

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

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Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

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What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

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Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

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Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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