What did the orphan get for Christmas. A key chain.

How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

Once upon a time there was a nice old man who loved to ride his bike... He unfortunately died when he had a heart attack.

What do you call the twin towers? An airport

Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

i like tits

How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

what happens when you have A.D.D.? you're EXTREMELY annoying

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! *ba dum chzz*

Turn around.

There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

Q: Why didn't the mexican get into the bathtub? A: He was already clean

Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

I am a n1gger.

A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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