How do you kill a 6'5 black man in a dark alley? Stab him 3 times in the appendix with a 12 inch blade.

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1. In 2010, 8.8 million people fell ill with Tuberculosis. 2. Up to 70,000 children died in 2010 due to Tuberculosis. 3. Tuberculosis is the leading killer of people living with HIV with 1.4 million deaths. 4. Death from Tuberculosis has dropped 40% since 1990. 5. No country has ever eliminated Tuberculosis entirely. 6. About 46 million Tuberculosis patients have been successfully treated since 1995. 7. Children under 5 years old rarely get the disease. 8. Edgar Allen Poe’s mother, foster mother, and wife all died of Tuberculosis. 9. It can take up to 12 months to recover from Tuberculosis. 10. People with tuberculosis have symptoms such as cough that “won’t go away”, a cough that brings up blood, a fever lasting longer than 2 weeks, night sweats, fatigue, or noticeable amounts of acute weight loss. 11. Nearly 2 million people die from tuberculosis yearly. 12. Tuberculosis kills 5,000 people daily.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

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What did the pregnant teenager get for her birthday? An abortion.

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Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

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Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

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Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

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What's the difference between Cindy Crawford and a Snickers bar? Nothing. One is a mediocre actress, the other is a peanut based bar of chocolate confectionary.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns. He won.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

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A turtle that couldn't swim walked to Japan.

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Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

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A pig and an elephant walk into a bar. But the pig doesn't even make it into the bar because the mentaly insane elephant ate him. Ouch

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

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What kinds of children go to heaven dead ones

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What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off and his body was never recovered. Repeat then handled the funeral planning.

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what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

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What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

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How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

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What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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