Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

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Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

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What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

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Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

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When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

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Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

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why did the jew cross the road? the ss was chasing him and his family to kill him so he ran across the street to same his family, he got hit by a truck and his family was killed...

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Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

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What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

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Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

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Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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A young blonde walks into a bar and orders a shot of tequila. After about a few minutes she spots this very ugly man with one leg. The man just so happens to sit right next to her and orders a drink. The man reeks of cockroaches and he looks like a homeless man that hasn't bathed in months. They never talk and the blonde goes home.

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Uh, summa lumma dooma lumma you assuming I'm a human What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman Innovative and I'm made of rubber, so that anything you say is Ricochet in off a me and it'll glue to you And I'm devastating more than ever demonstrating How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating Never fading, and I know that haters are forever waiting For the day that they can say I fell off, they'll be celebrating 'Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated

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What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

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What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

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Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

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People could crack eggs but Chuck Norris could crack chickens.

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i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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