- Anti Joke

The original joke: "WATCH OUT FOR THAT HOLE!" "WHAT HOLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" The anti joke, aka realistic edition: "WATCH OUT FOR THAT HOLE!" "WHAT YAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHH!" The ballon edition: Original: "Balloon! Watch out for that Cactus!" "What Cactussssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss..." (leaking air you slowmo) The anti-joke aka realistic version: "Balloon watch out for that pointy soda!" "What soda pop" Moral: None of these where the least realistic!

What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

A baby walks into a bar, I find that very unlikely as very few baby's can actually walk.

no, ten dead babies nailed to ten dead babies.

ask me if I'm a tree.. are you a tree? no.

An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

hickory dickory dock no one cares

What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

What did lady gaga call her grandpa? papaw razi. even wrote a song about him.

Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

What did the white man say to the black man? Hello

Why did my brother drive the speed limit? Because it's the law