Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

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Yeah, so I was partially right when I assumed that you joined the feds in order to make sure the past would not repeat itself huh? The underground society never broke a simple rule, a single law, it simple grew from a bunch of dopeheads, to people capable of creating nuclear weapons... Just a matter of speaking of course.

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How do you kill a retard You give em a kinfe and ask who's special

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

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How do you make a burns victim cry? You show them a mirror.

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How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were it belongs.

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What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

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What is worst then falling off a tree....... Falling off a bigger tree

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Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

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Q: What's Black and White and Red All Over? A: This is a logical fallacy. If something is "Red All Over," it is implied that no other color can be showing. Thus, whatever innate Black and/or Whiteness was formerly attributed to said object will now have been inherently obfuscated by its Redness.

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Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

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Why did the man fall of the building? Someone shot both of his kneecaps.

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Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

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one day a boy was in his bed he woke up and stepped on his carpet,he then got out a bowl and some breakfast, 23 minutes later the boy rode to school on his bike and parked it in a bike room, he then sat down at his seat and pulled out his history book and waited for Mr Jonty Nicholls to finish his coffee so he could learn about hitler.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

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why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

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A cow says moo and explodes.

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A dolphin walks into a bar. Dolphins do not have legs therefore this is physically impossible.

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Pete and repeat were on a boat. Repeat fell off, who was left?

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A black guy walks into a bar... *3 hours later* He walks out...

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Anti Joke

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