- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

A cow walks into the butcher shop, he looks around then mourns the loss of his brothers

i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

Why didn't Billy have legs? Because he's a fish.

why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

What is grey and smells like sand? A Rock.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? Four, one to take the light bulb out, one to put a new in, one to hold the ladder, and one to hold the guy holding the ladder

Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

Why? Whats wrong?

What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

Roes are red Violets are blue I felt silly for writing this Because violets are violet.

What do you call a really old Cowboy? A senior citizen with a brain tumor.

Knock Knock Who's there? A human pretending to be a dog A human pretending to be a dog who? Errr...I mean...woof

Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

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