hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

Pinus Testicles

Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't want to.

Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

Life is an elephant, get married.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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