- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get 100 illegal immigrants into a furnace? Tell 'em it's England.

What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

What did the little boy order at Burger King? He ordered a burger and wiped his booger on the counter.

What has four legs and one arm? An attack dog in a daycare.

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Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

Why do women why perfume and make up? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

Knock Knock Who's there? silence Silence Who?

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette was stranded on a deserted island. A genie appeared and said nothing, because genies doesn't exist

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? There was a huge pile of dead babies blocking his path.

YA MAM, is a very nice person

what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

What's the difference between an elephant and a Jew. The elephant has elephant cancer.

What does a witch put food in? A lunchbox

what did the bee do when bill tried to slap it it stung bill and died.

what do you call an arse bandit? lady gaga's tanning salon attendants 3rd cousins dog chauffeur, roberto

So how does the chicken cross the road? He doesn't, chickens live on farms.

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

I have a black guy on my family tree. He's my cousin.

Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: His name.

knock knock. Who's there? The delivery man.

how do you make a black person stop drowning you take your boot of his head

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