- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

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you are black i am black except for your big hairy ass

What did John say to Trojan? Hi Trojan

How do you silence a barking dog? You rip out its vocal cords.

"Do you live in the United States?", said the man. "no." said the other man, "cool beans", said the woman.

The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

whats the difference between a flamingo ? because the pyramid has a high cholesterol

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

How do you make a baby float? Take your foot of its head.

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what is worse than bitting into your apple and finding a worm? 9/11

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see the CN tower. He was then hit by a fridge dropped by people running tests on the top floor.

Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

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