why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

Why did the guy crash his car? Because he didn't want to crash his truck.

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O." The second one then says "I'll have some H2O too." Both chemists live as no bartender is irresponsible enough to serve liquid hydrogen peroxide in a public bar.

Q: Why is my friend gay? A: Because i slept with him.

what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

whats the difference between a flamingo ? because the pyramid has a high cholesterol

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

How do you make a baby float? Take your foot of its head.

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what is worse than bitting into your apple and finding a worm? 9/11

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

Luck is not real. But the dismembered body in my basement is.

Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

Just finished taking a huge $hit, wiped my ass, then realized I wasn't done.

What's worse then finding a finger in your Chili? Getting Mollested by a Pterodactyl.

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