What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas. A key chain.

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Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

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How old are you? 20

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What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

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jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

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Doctor: "I'm sorry, but your son has Hepatitis B. Asian Parent: "Why he has Hepatitis B? Why he not get the Hepatitis A plus?"

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Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

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Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

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how do you blindfold an asian...a piece of dental floss

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Three women are sent to heaven. Theres a blond , brunette , and a redhead. There are 100 steps to heaven and on every step god tells you a joke and you cant laugh. The redhead makes it to step 23 then laughs. The brunette makes it to step 67 then laughs. Finally the blond make it all the way to the 100th step and before god can tell the joke she laughs. God asks why are u laughing? And the blond says " i just got the 1st one"!

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Little Johnny was always bullied at school. Everyday he would get picked on by the same kid, Todd. Todd was a red-headed bully with no discipline. Johnny one day went home and started crying. His father asked the little boy, "Jonny why are you crying?" John replied, "I keep getting bullied". His father stood up and told him, "You must become a big man and step up to him and tell him how you feel. It will surprise him and he will then back off. It always works." Johnny then felt inspired. Later that night he started practicing what he will say in the mirror. By the next morning he felt like he was ready. Johnny was confident about himself for once. He walked up to Todd and told him, "I'm tired of your bullying and next time you will regret it!!". Todd looked surprised and had his jaw opened. Todd then said, "I'm sorry Johnny I didn't know you felt that way." Johnny looked confused. "Here come with me and I'll buy us ice cream". When they went to go get ice cream, Todd brutally stabbed Johnny until he was losing blood and repeatedly raped his dead body.

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Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

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A man see's a bird and tries to get its attention by whistling at it, much like if it were a dog. The mans whistle fails to get the birds attention because birds have wings and dogs do not.

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

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Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

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Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

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What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

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A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

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What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

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Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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