- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

Wanna know something funny? Your face

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

How do you survive a snow storm? Kill yourself

Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

Badgers are cool

What did the blonde say to the chicken? mmm, delicious

I had sex with your mom. It was f*cking terrible.

A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy i suck at rhyming door knob

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

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