Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck at poetry, show me your tits!

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What goes in dry, comes out wet and pleases two people. A teabag, you pervert.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

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What do you call a hard working black man? A hard working black man.

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What did the man say to the other man? You smell nice today.

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What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

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No, we got to speak now, or you know, never.

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What did the scientist call a spider? An arachnid.

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Teacher: Billy what do you want to be when you grow up? Billy: A fireman! Teacher: Tommy what do you want to be when you grow up? Tommy: 9/11

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What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea. That would depend on what time you are reading this. As i have no control over this, I am unable to inform you of China's current time. Perhaps you should look into a watch, world clock, or some other device capable of telling the time. That is not the Purpose of this website. However, there are numerous other places for this. God luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can, and only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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How many WOMEN does it take to change a light bulb? YOU ALREADY KNOW ITS GONNA BE MORE THAN ONE!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was an identity thief.

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I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

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Roses are red Violets are blue your mum went to the loo and out came you

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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Q: What's the best way to get a woman to stalk talking? A: Ask them nicely.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? -Its a chicken you dumb shit.

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Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

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An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

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whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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