Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

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luke moore cant pull it back

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know it depends on how hard you throw them.

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How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

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Many people of many races do many things every day.

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why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

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What really puts a kick into both my life and the lives of others around me? My leg(s) of which recieves messages from a sophisticated bundle of "wires" in my cranium that enables it to act at all.

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How do you make a blonde happy? Do something that causes that person to release endorphins.

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involved parents.

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Why wasn't my T.V. on? Because I didn't have a remote.

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Why did the German Constitutional Court issue Decision 2 BvR 1390/12 on September 12, 2012? Because they wanted to refuse the request for a temporary injunction in regards to the European Stability Mechanism!

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There are two muffins in an oven. The first muffin says, "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?". The second one says, "Hey, look! A talkin' muffin!".

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A man walks outside and walks back in. Why? Because it was raining purple unicorns and he felt the need to go back inside.

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YOUIR MAMA IS SO UGLY THAT SHE MIGHT WANT TO LOOK INTO PLASTIC SURGERY TO BETTER HER APPEARENCE

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Why did the boy go to the hospital? He didn't. Unfortunately the gunshot wound severely injured the boy and he was unable to be revived in time to survive.

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A man walks into a bar...... He then wakes up in a hospital. along with a large bruise on his forehead.

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Whats Black and blue My wife after i beat her ass.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

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Now Showing: EVIL SLOTHS II "The worst death is a slow death."

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

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Do you want to French kiss? What are you, racist

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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