How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? Probably one. Replacing a light-bulb is a pretty simple task which any person (regardless of ethnicity) should be able to do without assistance.

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What do you call a comedian who can;t make people laugh? A bad comedian.

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How do you know if there is an elephant in your fridge? Well, because there's an elephant in your fridge.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My room is a mess, Violets are still blue

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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Violets are red. Roses are blue. I am drunk, and i'm about to spew.

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Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb Mary had a little lamb and the doctor was surprised

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her, placed his hand up her skirt and began fondling her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her." "Why you drunken, worthless, insufferable son of a BITCH!" she screamed. "Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i got 5 Fingers, the middle ones for you ?

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What do you call a Mexican on a boat? A sailor

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Why didn't the elephant do any tricks? It was dead.

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Why did the Asian Cross the road? Because the crossing signal went green!

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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What happens when you walk by two black men? You walk by two black men.

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What's long and hard and looks like plastic? A plastic baton.

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Whats worse than eating a worm? Haveing a worm die in your penis.

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Why does Nathan Rogers never get any pussy? Because goblins have small dicks

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roses are red violets are blue I forogt what I was doing where am I?

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roses are red violets are blue dinosaurs are extinct obama is black

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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