Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

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What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Knock Knock whose there brian Brian who oh because im chinese you assume my second name is Hu? terribly sorry theres been a misunderstanding, i was asking you surname, i should have been more specific! No it my fault, i dont know why i overreacted my second name is Hu its ok, what can i do for you? is it allright to come in for some noodles? are you paying? only a reasonable price ok then, dont see why not

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A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

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Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

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What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

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Three women are sent to heaven. Theres a blond , brunette , and a redhead. There are 100 steps to heaven and on every step god tells you a joke and you cant laugh. The redhead makes it to step 23 then laughs. The brunette makes it to step 67 then laughs. Finally the blond make it all the way to the 100th step and before god can tell the joke she laughs. God asks why are u laughing? And the blond says " i just got the 1st one"!

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What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

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Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

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Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

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Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

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What do you call a gay African American Jewish German flight attendant who is addicted to many hard drugs? His name.

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Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

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How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

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Who could be happier than a kid at a candyshop? A necrophiliac in a morgue

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How do you get a Jewish man out of a pool? Ask him politely, for I'm sure he's a pleasant and reasonable fellow.

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Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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