where do you find sunglasses at? the store

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A blind man walks into the girls bathroom.

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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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i used to be gay. now i am bisexual.

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How many average men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

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melon

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What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

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What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

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Shut the cork up!

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What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

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What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

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Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!? thats what she said

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

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Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

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My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

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what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

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Anti Joke

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