Why did the black guy only turn left? Because he was mentally retarded and couldn't tell left from right and had no idea where he was going

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What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

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how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!? thats what she said

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Justin Bieber got laid

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Emily Brunelle is skinny

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What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

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Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

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Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

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A lion walks into a barber shop and asks for a haircut and the barber says no then the lion proceeds to kill everyone in the shop

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What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

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A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

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Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

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What's blue and pillowy? A blue pillow

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Can you answer one question for me? Yes Thank you

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You are so ugly that plastic surgery may be an option for you to consider.

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A politician from the National Country Party keeps interjecting - "I'm a country member, i'm a country member' "yes we remember" says Gough whitlam

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knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you've been denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

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hardy har har.. i should be working on a school project right now!!

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What makes a catholic priest happier then a visit to the penn state locker room? Introducing Jesus to people and them accepting him as their savior.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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