- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ME NAME IS JEFF

Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One. This task does not require over 1 person to complete.

Knock knock Who's there? Doorbell repairman

What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

whats worse than school? Summer school

What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

what's blue and goes blub blub? a blue blub blub

why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Robin get in the car"

Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

What happened to the man who jumped into a puddle? He contracted hypothermia due to the low temperatures of the water. He died the next day.

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I like poo F*** on You By drew bolton

What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

What's black, white, has green stripes and smells like eggs? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

Knock Knock Whose there? Boo I don't know anyone by the name of Boo. Go away

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