- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

What's black and white and red all over? A mime lying in a pool of blood.

Why didn't the boy go to school? He was sick.

What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

Guess what! what haha u listened to me

A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvatore Dali mistook them for clocks.

why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

4 on three... 1, 2, 3, 4!

where wally? wallys a myth.

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

Knock knock! no answer KNOCK KNOCK! still no answer the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

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