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why did the iraqi woman bury her wedding ring in the ground? because it's the only way she could properly pay respect to the death of her husband who recently died in a group suicide bombing.

Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

Why couldn't Bethany drive? She was 14.

Why did the cat bite its owner's? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

four little monkeys jumping on the bed... one fell of and bumped his head... mama called the doctor and the doctor said... im calling child protection services.

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four nazis are walking towards this jew. as soon as the first nazi came in arms reach of the jew he and his friends started to maliciously hug the jew.......................................and then 20 years later they killed his family.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

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Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

When life gives you lemons make lemonade, when life gives you apples make apple juice, when life gives you cranberries make cranberrie juice and then when live gives you mangos, Eat them :)

There's a bunch of people standing around a retard...why is no one laughing? Its his funeral

What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

How did the blind man watch T.V? With the captions on.

why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

Three men of different race and religion are on a plane; they enjoy their flight, and two of them have a good meal with no pork. Thirty years later, two of the men share the same flight, but failed to even recognize each other on the first.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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