- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

Why was the little boy screaming? He was going down a steep drop on a roller coaster.

What is a chair?

What's red and eats tulips? Your face!

A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

What did the rat say to the snake when it ate it. Nothing for the rat is a rat and there for can not communicate through talk to the snake nor could it survive as the snake's digestive system disintegrated it in a matter of minutes.

what happens when you have A.D.D.? you're EXTREMELY annoying

Meh, I dont want it anymore! You can have it.

if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

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