why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

Every sixty seconds in Africa... a minute passes - plz like to save Africa!

A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

Where do cows go for entertainment? Nowhere, most are slaughtered, processed, and eaten by humans.

how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

I had my period 3 days ago.

How do you say "Hello" in India? 1. Get a plane ticket and fly to India 2. Say Hello in India

What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

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Why didn't Billy have legs? Because he's a fish.

A homosexual walks into a church

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