- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you murder someone? The Government murders you.

theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

An Irish man walks into his home and orders a drink.

Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

My nigga so racist he killed a man cause he was white.

why are asians eyes so slanted? because THEY WERE BORN THAT WAY!!!

what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

Why was the alcoholic unable to pass a stool when he sat down on the toilet? Because he did it on the floor.

Why did the man have a hole in his head? He was shot.

A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

Q: What did Batman say to Robin when he noticed he had lost his belt? A: Robin! Q:What did Robin respond? A: Yes?

How did the fat man avoid getting dehydrated? Fat men don't excersise and therefore cannot become dehydrated.

Yo momma so ugly she looks like a penis

Why couldn't little Johnny play sports like the rest of the kids? He was diagnosed with polio at the age of 3 and has limited use of his legs.

What's the difference between Cindy Crawford and a Snickers bar? Nothing. One is a mediocre actress, the other is a peanut based bar of chocolate confectionary.

Q. why was Martin Luther King assassinated? A. he wasn't his son was

Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, some dude ran it over.

What do you call a black guy who sells drugs? a pharmacist

Why did the cat eat the cupcake? Cause he was hungry.

Q- Who is the life of the party? A- hannah schane

Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

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