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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Because they're dead, they cant screw in a light bulb. Even if they were alive, it would be highly improbable that a baby could screw in a light bulb.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

"I like my women like I like my spare tires, in the trunk of my car." -Paul Alangadan

What's worse then finding a finger in your Chili? Getting Mollested by a Pterodactyl.

Whats the difference between football and basketball? Absolutely everything By darragh Hamilton

There was a cat, an astronaut and a nun. The cat was sleeping, the astronaut was floating, and the nun was praying. There was a singer, a dancer and an actor. The singer was singing, the dancer was dancing, and the actor was acting.

your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

*Knock knock! "Who's there?" "Jehovah's witness" .....

A Black Man walks into a bar...

Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like Germans A: Because it gives them gas

Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

How does a pirate get to work? His CAAAARRRR! Where does the pirate go after work? The BAAAARRRR! How does the pirate get home from the bar? A taxi. A pirate doesn't drive after consuming alcohol.

Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

Why was the boy sitting alone? Because all his friends died.

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

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