- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

How do you fit 4 homosexuals onto a barstool? You make the barstool wider allowing for all the men to sit more comfortably on top of the stool.

How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting raped mercilessly by Ronald McDonald.

What do you call a guy who has no experience flying a plane? Suicidal

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, he also had no parents.

Q: What did Yoda do at the end of star wars when he lost his light saber? A: He asked the prop guy if he had any more and he happened to have another and they went on with making the great film many still love today.

What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

So like i was like 3 and I was like stupid or something I was only three, come on! three

Roses are red, Violet are violet, not blue, dumbass.

What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your mum. Your mum who? Dinner is ready, come down stairs.

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