An Indian man left a 20% tip after eating at the closest restaurant to him

why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because its a horse and cant speak or understand english and gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables and stools.

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I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

a man walks into a bar he got hurt

roses are red, violets are blue.

Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

who is the wildest wild one? matt daly

A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

Knock Knock Whos There Policeman Policeman who Please open then door your fathers been in a terrible car accident

every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

Potassium? K.

Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

Roar, roar! I am the king of the jungle! But did you know the lion would be defeated by a polar bear in a battle between the two?

What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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