a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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Q: What is that white stuff in chicken shit? A: Thats chicken shit too

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Jimmy was skipping in the park one day when a young boy stopped him. "Hello there, would you like to be friends? We can go behind the old oak tree and play soccer!" asked the boy. "Ok!" replied Jimmy, and they went off together to play. The so-called 'young boy' was actually a wanted midget rapist. Jimmy was brutally raped and filmed. The film was later uploaded onto the internet where it blew up in a matter of weeks. Jimmy had to move schools 6 times and had to go to counselling every week. He finds it hard making friends and later went on to become a heavy cocaine addict.

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Q:what did a keppy kid with a big nose say A:hi im josh Roberts

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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Guy 1: why are you such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most p***y

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

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Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

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Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

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A choir boy is hit by a car outside church. Someone runs to him and says "shall I fetch the priest?" The boy starts to mumble something but quickly loses consciousness, and later dies after 16 hours in ICU.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

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What's worse than dying? Dying poor.

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Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

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Once upon a time There was an ugly barnacle He was so ugly That everyone died The end!

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Dyslexic devil worshippers sell their souls to Santa

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Why did you visit antijoke.com? Because you don't find real jokes funny.

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I wouldn't touch ellen degeneres with a 10 foot lance. However, i would shake her hand with my hand. Lesson: 10 foot lances are no way to touch ppl.

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Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

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What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

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How do you kill an american? You shoot them

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

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What's the difference between an orange and a dead baby? One is a popular citrus fruit commonly grown in Florida, and the other is a horrible tragedy, possibly caused by miscarriage or a serial killer, who was hopefully immediately jailed for his actions.

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