My children are huge mistakes.

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I haven't made a school shooting joke yet, but the day is young Just like those kids that got shot

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Your mother was a hamster, And your father smelt of ElderBerries!

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Fun fact: If you took the skin of an average person and laid it flat you would have enough to get a pretty serious criminal conviction, amirite?

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What's purple and gross? Purple gross stuff

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Throw it off the top of the Empire State Building.

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Roses are red, white, pink, and many other colors. Violets similarly display many color variations due to generations of ardent florists.

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Whats the differense between a pile of dead babies and a Farrari I actually have a Farrari in my garage.

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Usually, the bad (anti) jokes are the ones that don't make you laugh. Sometimes you laugh "with" the joke, other times, you laugh at the joke itself because it is a paragon for human failure. The jokes on this website are not exempt from that rigid stipulation. However, it should be noted that all the "jokes" on this particular website are actually hilarious because of the latter reason delineated in the above paragraph. Additionally, this joke was created by a machine and thus the originator of this work is by no means able to learn from the process of trial and error and therfore can make myriad unfunny jokes without compromise.

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colby doesnt shave

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Did you hear about the Blonde who fell off a cliff You Have? Oh Ok, Have a nice day

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure but my guess is that there was some logical reasoning behind the action.

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What did the Pope say to the little boy? Look both ways before crossing the street

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Two men are sitting on a park bench discussing the anatomy of goats. Where is Bertha? Teaching the principals of mathematics to blind orphins in Moscow, Russia.

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Life gave me onions. Onionaide Sucks

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! I won the battle but lost the war: I'm Donald Trump!

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Why was the little boy upset? He was on fire.

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*spongebob voice* 25

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Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

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How many Manatees does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, assuming Manatees have hands.

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What did the murderer get for Christmas? Executed.

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What did the Pope say to the old homeless man who asked him for a blessing? Hahaha, no I won't give you a blessing

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What happens when you murder someone? The Government murders you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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