Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

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A man walks into a bar. ouch.

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There was a dog walking down the street with his GF. The dog can have a GF and can talk because this is an anti joke. Then the dog broke up with his GF because he was unhappy with her scent. Dogs are weird that way. Then, sobbing, he saw something through the blur of his tears. The county fair was open! Elated, the dog ran to the fair and waited n the ticket line for a long time. He waited so long, he almost exploded. Once he got to the end, he reached in his coat pocket (yeah, the dog is wearing a coat. It's cold), and found no wallet. FUUUUUUU! By the time he got back, the fair was closed for the day. The next time he came back, he had a hard time getting through the line. When he did, he raced to the ferris wheel. Halfway up, the ferris wheel stopped. CWAP! The neckst daey, thee dwawg whent two the ferries weele and went up. Yay. At the top, he saw his house! there was a chicken crossing the road. WTF? Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Phuck yeah.

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Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

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What did the boy do when he got an F on his English paper? -Laughed.

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What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

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I what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I don't have 10 watermelons in my basement.

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drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

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wtf the enter the following thingie says I am here

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- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

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Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

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Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

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How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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Little Justin's bike has a flat tire has a flat tire. He asks his dad to inflate it. "Sure Justin I can fix that for you." Said his father. But he overinflates the tire, causing the tire to explode and ignite the chemicals. The house burns to the ground, killing Justin and his parents. The fire then spreads and the hole city burns. 50,000 people die.

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What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

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When life gives you lemons... wait that wont happen

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How do you know that someone is polish ? They smell funny

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Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

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Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

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knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.

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