Why did the kid eat so much ice cream? Because he wanted to eat ice cream.

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Youre in your car, and you stop at a light you see a home less person holding a sign that says "Home less and hungry, anything helps." You ask if they want a box of cereal, "No thanks." They replied, you ask why not? "Well, I really just want to go to the movies."

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What do you call a smart blond? A golden retriever!

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There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

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A pink bird and a pink elephant was out flying. Then something happened.

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YA MAM, is a very nice person

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Two gay men walk down the street holding hands, and are applauded for expressing their love for each other.

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why did the plane crash the pilot was Suicidal

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Q) How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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How did they wake up Lady Gaga? They p-p-poked her face p-p-poked her face......!

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they call me the green lantern because my little sister died in chemical fire

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please ignore the bottom two 'jokes' as they were written by josh carey and ryan danielz

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Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

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A man walked into a bar. Ow!

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what is worse than finding a dead worm in an apple? Obama being elected a second time

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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whats better than a car. gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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guess what no i know what your thinking, its NOT chickenbutt. its that tomorrow i have a math test. that sucks.

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Two muffins are in the oven, One says "Damn it, so hot in here," The other one says " Wow! Muffin which can talk!"

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Q:What's worse than stepping on lego? A:Hiroshima.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two solely on her hair color, proceeds to kill them with a single shot glass. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Pregnant

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What do you call a black man that has sex with women against their will? A rapist. The fact that he is black does not pertain to this situation.

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What do you call a hairless penis, whatever gay name you decided to nickname it

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