- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is blue too

Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? -Its a chicken you dumb shit.

Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

What is large, white, and can't climb trees? A refrigerator.

Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

Whats an Anti Joke

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding A Duck in your apple! What is worse than finding a duck in your apple? Finding a racist in your apple! Whats worse than finding a racist in your apple? DEATH

Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

I'm wet Ew you perv.. Stop thinking like that ! I just took a shower.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

im a dragon, no im not

How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

A father walks in on his kid masturbating to pictures of horses and promptly divorces his wife.

What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

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