- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man inside a house that is on fire? A fire fighter as well as a hero since he was probably inside the house searching for anyone who was trapped inside

Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

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...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

Nock Nock It's open.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

What ruined the little boy's day? He drowned.

your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

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