Can Geico save save you 50% on your car insurance? Does a former drill sergent make a terrible therapist?

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How do you kill a blonde? you shoot her.

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I can't see my forehead

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A midget walks under a bar

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A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

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What did the black say when an asian knocked him out? Nothing, he was knocked out

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Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

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A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

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What is funny about a child with down syndrome? Nothing.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Ebola

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Am I a cat? No, I am a human; cat's cannot type.

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How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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What caused the Berlin Wall to come down? Gravity

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What do you call to guys who gave gave each other HIV? Blood-Brothers

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Your mom is so fat that when she went to the Doctors, He said she was slightly over weight

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A man goes into a bar. What are mangos doing in a bar?

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why are black people good at jumping and white people aren't? That's stereotyping people .... anyone can be good jumping as long as the practice.

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What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

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Yes!

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In Soviet Russia, millions of innocents died due to the oppression.

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JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

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How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Because Goofy can walk on two legs, and is therefore superior to Pluto in Walt Disney's eyes.

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Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

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Why can't T-rex give hih fives, Because they're dead...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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