- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen.

A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

What did the one horse say to the other. Nothing because horses can't talk.

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What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

One day, John ate some food. He quickly realized he had an upsetting feeling in his stomach, so he stopped eating food and used the restroom. Then he drew a picture.

Your Moma so fat, she would roll down a hill.

whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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