- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

Is that a threat or a promise? dragonflies

why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

Q: What do you call a Deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q; What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no ideer.

How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

Knock Knock Who's there? St. Judes St.Judes who ? St.Judes Research Hospital calling. Give me money, I've got cancer kids dying

you just contradicted yourself.

A policeman walks into a bar. He goes inside to greet his friend who happens to be the bartender. Another man walks into the bar. This man is a regular customer and goes to the bar almost every other night. The policeman leaves and goes back on duty.

a man walks into a bar... it was a crow-bar

there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

Person 1: Can I write a good anti-joke? Person 2: No. Person 1: Why nut? Person 2: All the gud onez r taken. ;-; tru...

What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

What's worse than eating cows. Death

why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

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