- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

Jacob Edwards has friends

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

Is that a threat or a promise? dragonflies

What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

Q: What do you call a Deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q; What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no ideer.

What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

Knock Knock Who's there? St. Judes St.Judes who ? St.Judes Research Hospital calling. Give me money, I've got cancer kids dying

you just contradicted yourself.

A policeman walks into a bar. He goes inside to greet his friend who happens to be the bartender. Another man walks into the bar. This man is a regular customer and goes to the bar almost every other night. The policeman leaves and goes back on duty.

a man walks into a bar... it was a crow-bar

there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

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