A man decides to go hunting in the woods with a shotgun, he is going through the woods and a bear randomly pops out of no where, knocks him down and rapes him. So the next day he came back with an even bigger shotgun and said, "i am going to kill this bear" so he goes through the woods, the bear comes out of nowhere, knocks him down and rapes him again. So he comes back the next day with and even bigger shotgun and says, " i am going to kill this bear, skin it, and eat it" so hes going through the woods and out comes the bear, knocks him down, gets real close to his face and says, "you dont come out here for the hunting do ya".

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how do you make a blonde snowman? hollow out the head.

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sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

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"KNOCK KNOCK". I opened the door to greet my guests for the party.

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Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

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whatts blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz

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Women's rights

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what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

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What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

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What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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How did the black kid drop out of highschool? He got bad grades.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Boo I don't know anyone by the name of Boo. Go away

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whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

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have you seen the movie, Constipated? Never mind, it hasn't come out yet.

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what is long hard and full of seamen......... A sumbirine..........................(what were you thinking)

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spell backwards: taco cat

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Whats worse than getting dirt on your brand new J's Finding your girlfriend cheating on you with your Great Dane and realizing that he dose her better than you.

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can i have 10 pounds to go to the cinema?

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Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

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I enjoy anal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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