You are so ugly that plastic surgery may be an option for you to consider.

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What's black and blue and red all over? I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

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What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

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Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

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What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

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How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

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Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Can you answer one question for me? Yes Thank you

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What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

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A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

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What do you call a black priest? Father

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Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

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Whats green and has 4 wheels? A green car.

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How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

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How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

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So like i was like 3 and I was like stupid or something I was only three, come on! three

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Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

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Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

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What's larger than a grandmother clock? Plenty of things.

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A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

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Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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