- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red and tastes like parsley? Red Parsley

There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

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Roses are red, That much is true, but Violet are purple, not ****ing blue

What do you get when you mix a panda,oklahoma,and a handle? The oklahoma panhandle.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

What's worse than tieing a baby to a moving fan? Stopping it with a shovel

guys cmon dont make fun about abbie make fun of josh brown WHAT A NOOB

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm homosexual And so is my boyfriend Jeremy, with whom I have shared countless evenings of joy and laughter.

How do you blind a Chinese man You put a blind fold on him

why did the little girl get her hair cut? she has cancer.

Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? There was a huge pile of dead babies blocking his path.

A gay man walks into a biker bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you want ice with that?"

a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Look, gullible is written in the sky! The man looks up and there it is.

a guy takes viatamins thinking they would help him be healthy he choked and then he died from choking on a jolly rancher

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she get up? She had no legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

Why did the book disappear?

A black man walks in to a bar and says ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

Tim and Eric

How long does it take a Jewish man to pleasure his wife? There are many factors that go in to pleasuring a woman, none of which are readily measureable

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