This is a sentence. This is also a senctence.

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what do you call a black man driving a police car? a cop

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roses are red, violets are red, a girl had her period in my garden.

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You

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Why did the slut have white stuff on her mouth? Because she just ate ice-cream.

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Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

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fatest boner fatest boner fatest boner to adam ramsden

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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What did one paper bill say to the other? Did you hear about one of us getting replaced by a woman? It's like Bruce to Caitlyn!

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Q: What did the dog say to the cat? A: animals don't talk

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Why did the family have no Christmas tree this year? Because they are Jewish.

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Your mama's so poor, that it's hard for her to pay her bills.

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Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!

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What came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken god made two of every animal

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What do you call a cow climbing a tree? Amazing. How many cows have you seen climbing trees?

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

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Q. What did the wierd kid get for christmas A. A Pokemon diamond edition

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A Jewish man, black guy, and asian all walk into a bar. Can you guess which one got arrested? That's right, the criminal

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Yeah, so I was partially right when I assumed that you joined the feds in order to make sure the past would not repeat itself huh? The underground society never broke a simple rule, a single law, it simple grew from a bunch of dopeheads, to people capable of creating nuclear weapons... Just a matter of speaking of course.

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Q: If Elvis was alive today, what would he crave the most? A: Brains. Moral: BRAAAAAAAAAAAINS!

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Stephen Hawking raped your mom

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There are two types of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't. I happen to be one of those who can.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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