why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

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whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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What do you call a black priest? A black priest

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Do you have emotional issues, ever have a really bad day and just wanna talk call this number (402-314-5287) < N1GGER

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A baby gets hit by a bus.

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a woman came back from a long vacation, one of her male employes noticed that her breast were much larger, "wow, did you get a boob job?" he asked. she replied "no i have breast cancer"

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? Sitting on a black man is just plain rude.

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so a horse walks into a bar right, and he goes up to the bartender, and the bartender being a smartass says why the long face(get because hes a horse), and the horse says his wife is dying of lung cancer, child services are taking his kids away , and im addicted to crack and that is why i have a long face the bartender then gives him the next round for free and the the horse dies of alchohol poisoning

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what happens when 15 babies cross the street? well, some may be hit by cars. others will have to face the harsh life of reality.

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you'r mom is so fat that whenever she goes to the doctors, they are concerned about her cholesterol levels and high blood pressure.

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Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

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A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

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*Knock knock! "Who's there?" "Jehovah's witness" .....

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Whats worse then finding TWO worms in your apple? The Holocaust, it was pretty bad.

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Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One No One Who? ...

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roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

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What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

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Im going to france... Why To get french fries! Have fun Im back with a $10000bill to pay Wheres the fries Shit

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What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

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What black and white and red all over? A panther I was lying about the red and white.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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