- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

How did Darth Vader make the little black boy's day? "I am your father"*heavy breath, heavy breath*

YES! EXACTLY!

want to hear a bird joke? no well, this is hawkward

What did the rabbi say to the priest? I respect your religion but have faith in judiasm.

knock knock. who's there? someone.

Why wasn't my T.V. on? Because I didn't have a remote.

Q. You know what sucks A. Being an orphan

If you like this song so much why don't you marry it? Because a divorce would be tough on the kids

How does a blonde restart her computer? Seriously, you guys, I need help. I'm not a very technological person.

Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said, who's there? KNOCK KNOCK OH MY GOD, WHO IS IT??? Yes, we have your daughter here, she was caught doing drugs on school property.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

What is worse than running away from a rapist? Getting raped by a rapist.

Why did the clown fall off the swing? He got shot.

my friend is gay hes gay

Why did the black kid fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome

Knock Knock Who's There? The Police The Police Who? Uhm, Ma'am your son just died in a car wreck

If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. see how easy it is to save with GEICO.

Many people of many races do many things every day.

What do you call a person with no legs and an eyepatch? Names.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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