A Mormon bishop, a Jewish Rabbi, and a Moslem Imam all died on the same day. They went to hell because they thought their good works would save them.

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what's brown and sticky? a turd.

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Man: Guess what! Other man: What? Man: Chicken butt

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What did the unicorn say when he was kicked out of the grocery store? Nothing, dodo birds dont exist

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A: Knock Knock B: ...

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Why was the Asian so good at ping-pong? Disciprine.

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A hitman and his target walked in the same bar togather what happend? nothing because a hitman has better things to do and the target would lay low.

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Yo' mama's such a hoe she got arrested last week for prostitution charges!

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Canada AYY

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Q) Why was six afraid of seven? A) Seven was black.

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What's worse than getting rejected by your date? Finding out she gave you a social disease. Namely AIDS.

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Your mother is so stupid that she has trouble discerning certain facts from fiction.

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What's worse than a bad test score? Getting hit buy a train!!

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Two men walk into a bar. It turns out the bar was a lever and set off a bomb. They both died.

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Maturity is a virtue.

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What do you call 99 lawyers in a car going off a cliff with no driver and another lawyer running in the other direction? A dick move.

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whats long and hard on a black man? his femur.

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What is harder than Jenga? Being a quadraplegic.

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Why did the mathematician cross the road? To get his mail.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Why is the sky blue? The sun reflects off the water molecules in all bodies of water

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I like my women like I like my coffee, without a dick

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and broccoli? A lot.

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What's black and white and red all over it? Not a newspaper because red is not all over it. Answers to this question may vary.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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