- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

A blind man walks into a pole.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

Knock knock Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Carrot in the tree house, cause it's orange.

Where do cows go for entertainment? Nowhere, most are slaughtered, processed, and eaten by humans.

how do you kill a little girl? seeing as murder is a federal offence i will not tell you how. you should be ashamed for asking.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

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