when i start seeing A TON of black people what does that mean? im color blind

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What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting raped mercilessly by Ronald McDonald.

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wanna hear a joke. i do to

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If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, a poor african child probably has nothing and is starving to death while you and Chuck debate on how to spend your five dollars.

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your mom

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whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

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what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

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What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

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Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

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Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

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Q: wanna hear a racist joke? A: sure RB: You're pathetic!

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hey bill!

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

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Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

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Why did Miley Cyrus have to buy a new tour bus? The old one stopped twerking.

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What's black and red all over? Half a cat

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A man decides to go hunting in the woods with a shotgun, he is going through the woods and a bear randomly pops out of no where, knocks him down and rapes him. So the next day he came back with an even bigger shotgun and said, "i am going to kill this bear" so he goes through the woods, the bear comes out of nowhere, knocks him down and rapes him again. So he comes back the next day with and even bigger shotgun and says, " i am going to kill this bear, skin it, and eat it" so hes going through the woods and out comes the bear, knocks him down, gets real close to his face and says, "you dont come out here for the hunting do ya".

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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mark is mark

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