- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much does a polar bear weight? The average male polar bear weights about 1500 lbs (680 kg)

What happened to boy who fell down the stairs? He died. What happened to the girl who fell down the same stairs? The boy who fell down the stairs hit her down the stairs too and they both died What happened to the man fell down these very same stairs? He got peer pressure and committed suicide.

Q:why did the boy fall off the swing A:he had no arms Q:why couldn't he get up A:he had no legs Q:why did he die A:he fell in a puddle

How do you survive the plague? you dont.

Am I a cat? No, I am a human; cat's cannot type.

What did the man say to the really attractive woman? We are different genders

What did the murderer get for Christmas? Executed.

Do you like fishsticks No

I was Writing and i broke my pencil

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems show me your boobs

A white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss for years to come.

why did tom drop his ice cream he didn't because he had no icecream

What did Pikachu tell Ash? "Pikachu."

How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

Why did the chicken eat fried chicken? Because fried chicken is so good! Kelvin Yang.

Why was the alcoholic unable to pass a stool when he sat down on the toilet? Because he did it on the floor.

"We all miss somebody a lot every now and then, its only human! But never give up, just keep reloading and firing until you hit that somebody!" Moral: Moral, answer me, MORAL MOOOOORAAAAAAAAL! DUN DU DURUN, DUN DUN DUN! gunshot (The moral section just because I love them red thumbs ^^)

A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender, millions of times larger than the infinitesimally small subatomic particle, does not hear his question and so does not reply.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because potatos are invading russia

Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

why are asians eyes so slanted? because THEY WERE BORN THAT WAY!!!

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