- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar... it was a crow-bar

No, we got to speak now, or you know, never.

soccor

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

i may not know where you sleep. but, i spiked your drink with sleeping pills

If Jimmy has 60 candy bars and eats 50 of them, what does he have? Diabetes.

What is large, white, and can't climb trees? A refrigerator.

Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

The BCS

Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

What's funnier than poop? More poop

Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

The cow went moo

What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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