your momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

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what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

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How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

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A man with short term memory loss loses his memory every day. His last memory before his accident is the day he escaped this hostpital and murdered a family of five. He continues to do this every day and he is known in Mexico as cincochico.

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whats are the similarities between a dolphin and a bus? they both have wheels, aside from the dolphin. it does not,

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Why did the man Iorn his face? Because he felt like it.

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Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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Why was the asian boy made fun of in the locker room? Because of the nipple piercing he had.

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It was a dark night, I was walking home from the shops in town, The wind was whistling through my damp hair, My spine tingled and i tucked my hands under my stinking pits. I felt like someone was watching me, I walked faster the breath was warm on my kneck i turned around. It was gary glitter he pulled down my pants and gave me the best sucky i ever had. We kissed and i tasted the cheese from my knob. In all garry glitter has a giant knob

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What do call a limbless man swimming? Dead.

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Womans profesional lacrosse

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Knock, Knock ..... ..... No one is home, they've been evicted.

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Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

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IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. A. Knock, Knock! B. Who's There? Not Suzie.

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What do Michael Jackson and your family have in common? They're both dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

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Person 1: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide? Person 2: It works very well.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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