- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna here a joke? Canadians.

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

How many hearts does a jellyfish have? None.

Why did Alice fail Maths? Because everybody else was Asian.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Shoes

What's worse than a bee sting? Getting shot in the head

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

knock knock whose there? my penis.

Knock knock. Who's there? Shut up.

A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

Roses are red, But ravens are black, please go to China, and never come back!

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

have you tasted chocolate flavoured slurpee? no. i haven't either

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