- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

a man walks into a bar. ouch.

Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

The BCS

How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? Four, one to take the light bulb out, one to put a new in, one to hold the ladder, and one to hold the guy holding the ladder

What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

you know whats funny the letter Q

Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

Coffee just isn't his cup of tea.

A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

how do you kill a little girl? seeing as murder is a federal offence i will not tell you how. you should be ashamed for asking.

why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

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