- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red facebook is blue no mutual friends who the heck are you

Knock Knock Who's there? No one. You're imagining things.

"life is like a box of chocolates", except you cant eat life and hocolate doesnt rain on you.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Women's rights

Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

If I had 10 cents for every time a hobo asked for change i still wouldn't give him any money

a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

No.

What kind of jokes to dairy farmers tell? Corny jokes.

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Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

Mary had a little lamb... that's what she gets for having intercourse with the farm animals.

What's the difference between donuts and dead babies? You can't buy a bakers dozen of dead babies at Tim Hortons.

today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

Whats worse then getting caught in the rain with no umbrella? Aids.

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rape them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rape him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rape him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

Oh my God! A talking dog!

what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

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