Knock Knock Who's there? DC Soames. I'm arresting you for the suspected abduction and rape of Holly Harman.

It burns when I pee sometimes.

Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

my captcha says : forkin chickens

milly, milly, milly, cat

I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.

"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

Why did the little boy drown? He was stapled to a whale.

Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

Knock Knock Whose there? Boo I don't know anyone by the name of Boo. Go away

Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

what did the fish say when he was eaten by a shark nothing fish cant talk

knock knock whose there? my penis.

What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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