- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat: She feels excluded by mainstream clothing outlets.

What do you call it when someone walks on another person's head? It depends. Face up, fetish. Face down, hate crime.

what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

Don't you hate it when your reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles.

How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

Why did the man have a curiously-shaped scar on his cheek? He had been mauled by an owl as a child.

Why was Joey bad at playing the trumpet? He had no fingers.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Because I'm colorblind

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding multiple worms in your apple

Why did the house burn down? Because I set it on fire.

What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

What caused the Berlin Wall to come down? Gravity

A white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss for years to come.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

What do you call a guy with four heart chambers, two pairs of extremities, and an aortic arch? Anatomically normal.

You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

Good luck on your finals everyone!

Q: how many oxen does it take to row up the empire state building in half of a green canoe under the purple sun while eating a dead moose with no arms? A: Purple, because snakes have no elbows.

Why did the man feel so guilty after having sex...... He found out He was a tranny

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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