- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller name her children? Nothing, since she didn't have any.

A cow says moo and explodes.

A dolphin walks into a bar. Dolphins do not have legs therefore this is physically impossible.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

Think of your favorite joke. Thats so weird! Thats exactly the same as this joke!

why did Mary fall off the swing? cuz she had no arms ------------------- knock,knock who's there? not Mary

Roses are red Violets are blue My dick can talk And it says it wants you

What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

What's funny about 9/11? Nothing.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -a black man that left his family

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

this is not a joke

That's why her hair is so big, she teases it and uses a lot of expensive products.

Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

How did the black man get put in jail? He didn't, he never did anything illegal

What do you get when you cross a hippo with a dishwasher? 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7

What's the difference between a plum and bunny? They're both purple, except the bunny.

Tell me a joke Tell me a joke! TELL ME A JOKE!!! ...Womens Rights

Q: You know what you should add to your recipe? A: No, not really. Tell me. Q: What? Are you expecting an answer now? Why don't you just shoot me, huh?! Pee on my clothes and set them on fire! You racist son of an orange.... It certainly tastes better with oranges.

Knock knock Whos there? FUS ROH DAH

A man walked into a bar 2 hours later he died from drinking and driving

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A nugget

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