roses are red, bitches are blue close your damn legs and use a condom too.

why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

What do you call a man named Jimmy? Jimmy

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

What does it take to write a good joke? A punchline

What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

Knock Knock. Who's there. To. To who. To whom.

What do you get when you cross an intersection? Possibly a lower leg contussion, ACL tear, breaks in 4 different sections of your arm and lots of brain swelling if you are hit by a car.

What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

Yesterday, I was hosting a party, and there were a lot of people crowding around some fruit punch I made all trying to get a glass... Whoops, it appears I forgot the Punch line.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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