2 out of 4 questions. How do you get an elephant in a fridge? Open it, take the girrafe out, put the elephant in, and close it.

If you give a homeless man a fish he eats for the night, if you teach him to fish then he probably won't be able to feed himself anyway, he is too poor to afford a pole.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. A. Knock, Knock! B. Who's There? Not Suzie.

What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it followed the trail of bird feed strewn across it.

Q: Why is my friend gay? A: Because i slept with him.

Q: What is that white stuff in chicken shit? A: Thats chicken shit too

What's behind Chuck Norris' beard? His chin

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You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

A black man, a white man, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The bartender kicks them out because he doesn't have time for another crappy joke; as the bar is very crowded that night.

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What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

What happened to the man who just took a shit? He got a stunning pain in his anus because the earlier Hemorrhoid issues had now turned in to a open wound around his Anoderm.

A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

what did the single guy with no arms get for christmas? porn.

Why was the black man scared of the chainsaw? Because his father was killed by one when he landed on it when he fell of his ladder that was holding him up while he was cutting the limbs of a tree.

Q: Why cant dinosaurs talk A: Because they are dead.

Why do people eat babies? Because they're delicious.

A dolphin walks into a bar. Dolphins do not have legs therefore this is physically impossible.

Why did the beaver cross the road? To meet Justin Bieber!

What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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