- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

What do you get when you cross an orangatang with a grizzly bear? Nothing, they just walk past each other unless the bear eats the shit out of the monkey then feeds it to her cubs

So a Moose walks into this store, and walks up to the lady bitch, and he goes "Hey, lady bitch, where the potatoes?" So the lady bitch goes "Heheh, their in aisle 5." So the moose goes down aisle 5, and there aint no potatoes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

I enjoy anal.

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it.

What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

why did the husband always work late nights? he needed the extra hours to provide for his family

What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

What did the man with Tourette's say to the other man? Surely something he did not mean to say.

Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

Why was Soren gay? Because he likes to eat men's Penises!

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