An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a pleasant evening as they talk to each other about their day over a relaxing drink.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

Its a bird! No, it's a plane! Oh... so it is.

how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

What was the pirate's favorite letter W

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen.

Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

What happened to the village that got swept by a tsunami? It was destroyed.

A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

what do you call a gay guy Ej

A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

Q: wanna hear a racist joke? A: sure RB: You're pathetic!

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

cancer

A boy has a penis, a girl has a vagina.

What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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