What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

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A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

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my name is Jacob sartorious

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Lol! Why you wanna know?

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Q: Why did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

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Bin Laden: dang, these pizza guys are so late, this pizza better be free! door: Ring ring ring.. Bin Laden: yes its finally here!

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Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

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What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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Two olives are sitting on a counter, one falls off and the other one asks "Are you okay?" and he replies, "It is only a slight wound I think I will be just fine"

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I'm Color Blind F*CK

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What do you call a cow after an earthquake? Dead. The barn collapsed on top of it.

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four little monkeys jumping on the bed... one fell of and bumped his head... mama called the doctor and the doctor said... im calling child protection services.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your mum. Your mum who? Dinner is ready, come down stairs.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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Enough with the "whats worse than ... "jokes! They are getting old and have a millon different possible answers. I am aware that this is not a joke but thumbs up if you aggree with.

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Luke Hardie is G@Y

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What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

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What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

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What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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