- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

What is green and is a dub dub. A green dub dub.

whats purple and savage? Barney!

Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

When you are swimming across the ocean, and you lose your wheels, what's the difference between a duck? ... Because bananas have no bones.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

Yo momma so lazy she hasn't been to work in weeks and you no longer have electricity or food.

hey bill!

hardy har har.. i should be working on a school project right now!!

hi will

Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

WHY DID THE CHICKEN FART SO LOAD TO GET EVRYYBODY ATENTION

What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

The 13th Amendment...

It burns when I pee sometimes.

Q) 1+1=? A) 6.

why did the husband always work late nights? he needed the extra hours to provide for his family

On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me nothing because I'm single

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are green I'm bipolar

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