Why do black people have dark skin? Lack of melanin in their skin. You learn something new every day.

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Is that a baby in your carriage or are you just happ..... WTF. WHERES ITS EYES!? **purges**

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whos the bitch now!?! you are.

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well, I'm dying of AIDS, so....

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A: Knock Knock B: ...

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What do you get when you cross a donkey and a hemophiliac? A bleeding ass!

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How do you finish your homework? Get your dog to eat it.

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why was the 40 year old still a virgin? it doesnt know either.

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What do you call someone who kills black people? A hero.

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What do you call something that isn't funny? Serious

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"Do you wanna hear a funny joke?" Yeah, Sure! "A funny joke."

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What do you call a Mexican on a boat? A sailor

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, "Oh...Well, that's not so bad. At least I don't have AIDS."

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How do you make a model ugly? you shoot her in the face.

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This is a joke

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Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb Mary had a little lamb and the doctor was surprised

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If life gives you melons you're dyslexic.

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What was the last thing the clown said to his wife before she died? Rebecca, just stay with me, the ambulance is almost here.

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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Roses are red Bacon is too Rhyming is hard bacon

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No, we are all different, none of us are the same, you however, have no match, your ability to think influence and inspire even today, is unmatched. It is he who is unmatched, who stands alone.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind and is a women, who are notoriously bad drivers.

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why did the onion fall out of the bag? ...there was a hole in the bag so the onion fell out

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Why did the chicken kill himself? Because he was bullied as a child and is now suicidal

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Anti Joke

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