What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

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What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

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Guess who didn't have breakfast this morning? Kids in Africa

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knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

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Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

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A girl gets raped -teagan d

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Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

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Roses are red violets are blue my d*** is bigger than you.

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If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

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What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

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My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

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Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

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How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

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Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

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I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

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Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Getting shot in the head

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What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

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What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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