- Anti Joke

A man walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic beverage. The bartender serves him and inquires about the man's day. The man says nothing, drinks his beverage, pays his tab and walks out.

"Knock, Knock," a man called out. A child threw open the door and peered out at him. "Why didn't you just knock instead of saying 'knock knock'?" Flustered, the man couldn't come up with an answer, and the child promptly closed the door, locked it, and returned to her previous activities.

There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

Q: How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Well considering the weight of a fly is 1.2 grams, and the weight of a light bulb is 50 grams (and this is assuming that the fly can lift its own body weight) it would take 41.6 flies. But also considering the fact, that the .6th of a fly is impossible, because it is more than likely to be deceased, it is impossible for flies to screw in a light bulb.

Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

Joseph had been temporarily blinded for over a year. While blind, he saw the doctor who told him he would regain sight the next morning when he woke up. For this special moment, Joseph decided that the first thing he wanted to see was his wife. So, his wife decided to stay up all night so she was in the right position for when Joseph woke up. However, when Joseph woke up and opened his eyes his wife wasn't there so he was a little bit annoyed.

Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

What do you call red eyes in the dark? A high black man

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

If life gives you lemons, Eat them.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

What's more funny than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed like a clown.

Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

What's black and white and red all over? Colors

Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.