Men, get on the boat.

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Two blondes get in a taxi. Who's driving? The taxi driver.

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Their is a stripper, a prostitute, and a pole dancer on a plane that is about to crash. They all die.

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

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Q: what did a kid in harlem get for christmas? A: nothing he got shot

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Knock knock, Come in...

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A blonde and a brunette are out for drinks. The brunette goes home early as she has to be up the next day.

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A muslim walks pass a bomb shop on his way to the international peace club.

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In Soviet Russia, it is the largest country in the world. A lot of the parts are uninhabitable though.

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What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

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Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

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What do you call a snail driving a boat? An accident waiting to happen.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" and the duck says "Quack". The bartender is then promptly fired and committed to the nearest mental institution for thinking that ducks can talk and order beer.

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what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

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Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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A woman walks into the bathroom and hears the sound of moaning. Not sure what to do she looks around and sees couples as far as the eye can see. She quickly turns to the woman and man standing next to her and asks what is going on here?! The woman says can't you read this is not a bathroom this is a public sex room! Only an idiot would ask that question. In shock the woman takes another look around and she spots someone she finds familiar. When she walks closer she finds that it is her boyfriend and that he is with another woman. Furious she walks up to him and slaps him in the face. The boyfriend looks at her and says sorry your sex just got old. Furious she says to him we never had sex!

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Salesmen. Does this smell like chloroform to you?

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knock knock who's there i lost my wallet my nan died

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? I hate niiggers ?

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