What do a blond and a jar of marmalade have in common? Nothing, they are completely different.

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What is scary? Obama might get reelected.

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what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

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What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

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Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

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What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

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A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

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Why do pokemon have hair? because they have no balls

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What do you call a special Ed walrus? Anorexic pony ???? Discovering that a convicted sex offenderi is living nearby stirs up a range of feelings: fear, anger, insecurity and anxiety. There are many things you can do to make the situation more manageable - and channel these emotions into actions that address situations that put children most at risk for sexual harm. Learn how to identify the most common threats and concerns. Then find out the best ways you can join with others to keep everyone safe. Take action! Learn how to keep children safe Get the FAQs about the sex offender registryi Download our Tip Sheet:  Concerned about Sex Offenders in Your Neighborhood?

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What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

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whats woorse then being stupid? kaelynn... aka big head

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A man walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer."

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What's something 9/10 people enjoy? A gang rape.

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What happened when the kid tried to hang himself? He was overweight, so the ceiling fan that the rope was tied to fell out of the ceiling. When he explained this to his drunk mother when she got home, she reinforced the fact that he was overweight (his low self esteem was the root of his depression) and beat him. The next day, he just chugged antifreeze. This isn't a true story. Just calm down.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

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Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

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Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

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Q: what animal didnt get on Noah's ark in pairs? A: worms. they got on in apples.

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A man walks into a bar.....he then slips on an ice-cube and suffers massive trauma due to the fall. The owner is sued by the mans family and subsequently loses his business. He can no longer provide for his family. His wife is two weeks away from giving birth to their third child.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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