- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the horse say to the bartender? why the short face?

Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

Many people of many races do many things every day.

Whats worse than finding a spider in your shower? Getting repeatedly stabbed in the dick by a rapid chipmunk.

What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

what did the black man eat for dinner? a sandwich

What do you call a guy and two girls are at the bottom of the ocean? A guy and two girls at the bottom of the ocean.

What did little jimmy get for Christmas? A box containing the malevolent soul of a 10,000 year-old demon determined to torment his cat.

What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

What is white and stands in the corner? A refridgerator who has been very bad...

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involved parents.

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and starfish are from a different phylum. They are genetically incompatible.

what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

If you have 24 hours to live what would u choose to do? I would choose to take stander ised testing b/c it feels like it's forever.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

What is the square-root of pi? ?pi

what did the lawyer say to the doctor? hello.

A man walks into a bar and brings a Snickers. He gets a beer, eats the candy, and leaves leaving the wrapper. The bartender is angry with the littering but cleans it up and serves another customer.

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