- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Police Report: A 100 year old man was beaten to death on his centennial birthday. Sources claim to say he was "getting his birthday punches"

what do you call a man with no penis? what ever his name is

Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

What do you call a dog eating a dead dog? A hungry dog

Many people of many races do many things every day.

Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

Why did the chicken cross the road Because you didn't fuking cook to -.-

whats worse than forgetting to buy cinnamon toast crunch at the grocery store? Getting beat to death with a gallon of rotten milk...

Q: What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? A: They both have handlebars except for the duck!

Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.

What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

how do you fit 20 babies into a bucket? you put them into a blender. how do you get them out? chips.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? The Batmobile only seats one, you'll have to take the bike Boy Wonder.

Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

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