Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no hands.

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A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

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Why did the cat explode on the street? Cause i put a grenade in a fridge and then threw it at it.

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Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

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Womens rights

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh? Mooooooohahahahaha

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If I had 10 cents for every time a hobo asked for change i still wouldn't give him any money

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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A horse walks into a bar. Animal control them came and got him out, apologizing for the matter.

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I hate blackniggers

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What did Obama get at the bar? A shot... In the head.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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What do Michael Jackson and your family have in common? They're both dead.

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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What is 0% sugar, 100% pure, 150% hyperbole, 90% bug-free, has 4815162342 lines of code, autonomous, is awesome, bigger than a breadbox, bread is pain, is bringin' home the bacon, classy, doesn't use the U-word, deja vu, deja vu (oh wait a moment), does barrel rolls doesn't avoid double negatives, doesn't bother with clones, Engage!, Enhanced!, Euclidean!, Excitement!, Exploding creepers, Finally complete!, finger-licking, full of stars, funky LOL, GOTY, Give Us Gordon, Indev, Ingots, and has an End? Minecraft!

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Wow, that was a long opinion for someone that does supposedly not watch Hentai, hey, if you like hentai thats cool, I was about your age when I got really tired of watching sex drawn or not and just you know, went for it real life as they say nowadays. I just happen to like your eyes, I mean you do not like them, but avoid mirrors and I will be the one looking at them. Chobits, yeah, I watched that a looong time ago, then deathnote, and then nothing because I got too old for that stuff, Oh wait, gungrave, that I also watched.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He found out his family was killed in a terrorist attack.

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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2 out of 4 questions. How do you get an elephant in a fridge? Open it, take the girrafe out, put the elephant in, and close it.

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Whats pink and screaming? a skinned baby in a bucket of vinegar+

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

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Anti Joke

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