What is black, white, and red all over? A bleeding zebra.

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What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

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How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

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Why did osama bin laden cross the road? To commit suicide

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What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

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What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

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What did the officer say to the black man? You're under arrest.

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What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

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What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

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Why was the fat man removed from the restaurant? When his date didn't show up he started and crying and proceeded to stab himself with a fork

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det va en tjej som va inne på ica och handlade, framme vid kassan la hon fram en banan, en billys pizza, ett litet paket bröd och en mjölk. -är du singel eller? frågar killen i kassan -ja hur visste du det, svarar hon -du e skitful ju

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What happens when you cross a kangaroo and an elephant? Absolutely nothing. The two belong to entirely different animal families and their reproductive abilities are totally incompatible. A kangaroo could never fertilize an elephant, or vice versa. To suggest anything else is unrealistic and a physical impossibility.

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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what do you get if you eat cream cake, coffee cake, strawberry cake, chocolate cake, fruit cake, and sponge cake? a very large stomach-cake.

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Goldilocks walks into a bar. But its not really a bar, it's a bear cave and she is eaten by porridge eating bears.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Why don't elephants eat bananas? Because they don't have opposable thumbs.

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Roses are red Violets are blue One fish two fish Red fish blue fish

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Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

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1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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