[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

knock knock Labrinth come in

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

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A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding A Duck in your apple! What is worse than finding a duck in your apple? Finding a racist in your apple! Whats worse than finding a racist in your apple? DEATH

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Why doesn't the South Pole war veteran remember the name of his child? He is a penguin and could care less about naming his children. Why doesn't the penguin on the North Pole remember the name of his child? There are no penguins on the North Pole.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

Kelly Clarkson

What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

roses are red, bitches are blue close your damn legs and use a condom too.

a man walks into a bar he got hurt

why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

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