Roses are red Bacon is too Rhyming is hard bacon

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Do you know what is worse than getting kicked downstairs? Getting kicked upstairs because then you could fall downstairs and break your skull.

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How do you make a Russian baby cry? Punch it in the face

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I haven't made a school shooting joke yet, but the day is young Just like those kids that got shot

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Woman's Rights

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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How do Helen keller's parents punish her? They sternly reprimand her for her misdeeds.

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Womens rights.

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yo' momma's so fat that when she saw a doctor he told her that she was overweight.

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"You've got a lot of C in your body." said the doctor. Jimmy replied with glee: "Ah that's great news, vitamin C is.." "No you've got Hepatitis C, you'll be dead within a month."

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A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her, placed his hand up her skirt and began fondling her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her." "Why you drunken, worthless, insufferable son of a BITCH!" she screamed. "Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."

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guess what? chicken butt.

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Q. What did the blak guy say to the other black guy? A. Hey.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.????????

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Why does Nathan Rogers never get any pussy? Because goblins have small dicks

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knock knock Who's there? because 7 ate 9

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Why didn't the family go through the door? Because it was a window.

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There were 3 guys named Sean, Ryan, and Eye. They were best friends. However, things escalated when Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend and Ryan found out. Ryan felt he had to tell Sean that Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend. Ryan went up to Sean and said "Dude, Eye slept with your girlfriend!" Then Sean shot Ryan in the head before Ryan realized what he had said. Game Over

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I have a red ferrari and 20 dead babies in my garage. Didn't I have a blue ferrari?

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a tree? Nailing1 baby to 10 trees

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A man calls 911 911: hello? Man: sorry wrong number.

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roses are red violets are blue I forogt what I was doing where am I?

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I thought I was ugly But then I met you

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What do you call a mexican with a broom in his hand? a man who likes to keep his office at his own company clean

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Anti Joke

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