What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

what did the blind deaf orphan get for christmas? cancer

What type of ruler lies? A shatter resistant one

a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

whats hard, its not what you think a penis

why did the monkey fall out the tree? he lost his grip

Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

What did the black kid get for his birthday?

A guy has cancer. He dies.

knock knock Come in!!!

Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

Q.If you are European in the bathroom, what are you in the kitchen? A. A woman.

Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

What do you do when you fall of the horse? Consider calling the paramedics because it's possible that when you hit the ground your brain sustained damage and you should be rushed to a hospital immediately.

Niki Minaj's ass

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fuck in dead.

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

Little girl and a pedofile walk into the woods at night. Little girl says, "mr pedofile im scared" pedofile responds " you think your scared? i have to walk out of here alone."

A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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