- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

Doctor: Knock, Knock Woman: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting Doctor Woman: Interupt- Doctor: You have cancer

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

Why did I write this anti-joke? Because I am generally not that funny.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf a bread

Who would win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger? Considering that they live in different habitats, the chances are very unlikely that they would ever interact.

Q. what do you call a black guy? A. N IGGER

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

I can Nazi

What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

Q: Why do people post the same anti-joke a bajillion times in a row? A: Because they are stupid ass holes with absolutely no life.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -A kazoo. -A kazoo who? -A small, simple musical instrument consisting of a hollow pipe with a hole in it, over which is a thin covering that vibrates and produces a buzzing sound when the player sings or hums into the pipe.

your mother hates you

WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

Fox News.

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fuck in dead.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daises are red, holy crap my garden is on fire.

Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

Bumper Sticker: I Brake for Stop Signs

How did the man with no arms or legs cross the street? He didn't.

Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

What did the two eggs in the frying pan say to each other? Nothing, their eggs.

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