- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hello! Echo! My name is Ed!

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

We have a 24hr fitness center...it is open from 6 to 11

You've heard of take your child to work day, but I bet you haven't heard of 9/11- take your plane to work day

A mushroom walked into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom said, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender said, "Exactly. It's a health hazard. I already have two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman

Why does jim never go to McDonalds? his wife got shot there.

What do you call a black man that sells drugs? A pharmacist.

knock knock whos there the game _I LOST THE GAME_

Why did the pedophile get arrested? He was driving way over the speed limit.

What do you call a taxi driver eating on a gourmet restaurant? A taxi driver.

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

It's a man's 100th birthday, and as one of his last wishes he wants to go skydiving. Unfortunately, due to his crippling arthritis, he was unable to pull the rip cord on his parachute and plummeted to his death.

Why was the black man hand cuffed by a woman cop? Because they are a married couple who feel like role play will help spark their sex life again.

What is green and has weels? A green bycicle.

What do you call a comedian who can;t make people laugh? A bad comedian.

What is worse than having sex with a dead baby in front of it's mother? Not a lot.

Q: What's fat and smelly? Q: What's worse than Nikki Manaj? Q: What's the bane of everyone and everything's existence? A: Kim Kardashian

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Herpes, Now you do too.

Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It died. Q: Why did the snake fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird. Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

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