- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life gives you lemons ask where they came from.

why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

James: They say attitudes are contagious. Bill: How do you know? James: My whole family caught it and they will all die within 2 weeks.

Why did the guy with alzheimer's say to his wife? He can't remember.

religion.

Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead John then proceeds to violently masturbate. Sam at first feels uncomfortable, then shits all over John and joins in.

What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

How do you get 100 Jews into a car? ...Nevermind, it wouldn't work.

If life gives you lemons, get some seeds from them and plant them. Then in a few years you'll have a lemon tree. Then take some lemons off that tree and throw them at people saying "Here's your stupid lemons, people".

How many penises is one metric butt-load. Oh God I hope you don't know the answer.

O.J. Simpson. What would you do in that situation?

who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

What did the table say to the human? Nothing, tables don't talk.

Holy fuckfarts! I did mention I am at my mothers place right? What am I saying? What am I typing? Marry me now!

why did the cow die because she ate poisoned apple pie

Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

a man got hit by a truck in brooklyn, JK he got shot, he was in brooklyn, Duh, he stumbled out in to traffic afterwards

What did the officer say to the black man? You're under arrest.

What did the bodybuilder do when someone stole his wallet? Ab workouts.

Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

Why did the plane crash? The pilots had brain damage.

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