roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

a man i knew who was a real jerk was about to drive home drunk. i was trying to stop him, but then he punched me in the face. i let him through. he died that night. i texted him all the way

what's the fastest way to have someone murder you tell your wife you are cheating on her

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"Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?" said the little girl. "I don't know", said the mother," we were robbed of all our money and posessions. And your father was killed while we were gone.

Q: What did Tommy do when it was time to go to bed? A: Go to bed. Q:What did Tommy do when it was time to wake up? A: Kill him self.

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

Why was the black man scared of the chainsaw? Because his father was killed by one when he landed on it when he fell of his ladder that was holding him up while he was cutting the limbs of a tree.

Why was the guy sad? His son killed himself after being constantly bullied for 6 years.

Tell me a joke Tell me a joke! TELL ME A JOKE!!! ...Womens Rights

Why did the squirl eat the accorn? Because he enjoys it.

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

amy mcguire is soo amazing! i love her

What do Tiger Woods and Charlie Sheen have in common? They are both celebrities.

What do you call a black guy that drives a plane? A pilot

wots brown and smells like shite shite

this is not a joke

s e m e n

A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

What made people stop likeing Ice tea? Ice-T

Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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