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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

Two Blondes walk into a bar. They each enjoy a refreshing drink before heading home to greet their family

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back.... and that's it because the holocaust never happened.

A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

One day a black man, a white man, and an Asian man decide to bet on who has the longest penis. The white man wins by 1/18th of an inch, effectively disproving the stereotype. They all go home a little gayer for the experience.

What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

If Jimmy has 60 candy bars and eats 50 of them, what does he have? Diabetes.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

What's funnier than 24? 25

Roses are red, Violets are blue when I saw you what the heel are you

Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

Who is the worst teacher ever? Mrs. Thompson

How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

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