- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My room is a mess, Violets are still blue

What's red and goes pop? A clip art of the word "Pop"

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

What's spongy and smells of treacle? Treacle sponge

Knock knock Who's there? An elf. An elf who? An elf who wants to be a dentist.

What happens when you walk by two black men? You walk by two black men.

What did the kid with no brain get for his birthday? Nothing because nobody thought that he would do anything with the toys because he couldn't think of what to do with them.

yo' momma's so fat that when she saw a doctor he told her that she was overweight.

So, there's a lion loose in Colchester. Should've gone to Specsavers... [L]

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo.

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

Q: What did the peanut say to the shell? A: Its dark in here.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why didn't the woman cook dinner for her husband? She had to work late.

Why did the Asian Cross the road? Because the crossing signal went green!

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free shit is cool

Roses are red Violets are red The trees are red Oh crap, the garden's on fire.

There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

what happened to the man with no arms or legs when he was pushed down a hill? nobody knows he is still going ........................................................................

When we was Antarctica and it was cold we would huddles arounds a candles. What did we do when it was colder? We lit the candle,

An Iraqi, an American and an Irishman get on a plane. They all enjoy the in-flight amenities, agree that the food was sub-standard and arrive at their destinations safely.

Hey I just meet you And this is crazy I took bath salts Your face looks tasty

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